Our Favorite Horse Jokes

Who doesn't love a good joke? We put together a list of our favorite horse-related jokes for you to enjoy! Hope you have as many laughs as we did.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”

What did the horse say when she fell?

“I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!”

Why are most horses in shape?

Because they are on a stable diet.

A man goes into a movie theater and sits down. In the dark, he thinks he sees a horse a few rows over.

Surprised, the man says out loud, “What is a horse doing in a movie theater?”

The horse replies, “Well, I liked the book.”

Why do cowboys ride horses?

Because they're too heavy to carry.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground.

A racehorse owner takes his aging horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?” he asks.

The vet replies, “I don’t see why not. Besides, you’ll probably win.”

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What kinds of horses can jump higher than a house?

All of them. Houses can't jump.

A man walks up to a Shetland pony that’s coughing and asks, “Do you have a sore throat?”

The pony replies, “No, I’m just a little horse.”